xeno555's profile

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe...

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  • Real Name: Rod Serling
  • Location: Colorado United States
  • Joined: July 2011

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  • TDI Golf

    2012 VW Golf • Diesel L4 Hatchback
    Added Jul 2011 • 22 fuel-ups

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  • 39.7Avg MPG

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  • Pathfinder

    2005 Nissan Pathfinder • Gas V6 SUV
    Added Jul 2011 • 16 fuel-ups

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  • 13.8Avg MPG
  • Rabbit

    2008 VW Rabbit • Gas L5 Hatchback
    Added Jul 2011 • 20 fuel-ups

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  • 25.2Avg MPG

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