hypermiling for sex
I'm going to get a new car/truck and I don't know what to get. If it was up to me, I would just keep my 99 Camry, but this car will not get me laid and that's a fact.
I need a car that the ladies will climb right into without even thinking, but one that I can do some secret hypermiling. I don't mind buying used. Please give me some help. |
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A proper detail on that Camry along with XLE alloys, a spoiler, and dark tint may go a long way. Chicks dig the idea of safety and comfort, not with the car, but with the guy, and a guy who drives a Camry is a safe choice. You may not get any 19-year-old co-eds, but you will get plenty of good women.
If you're just dead set on getting something else, the only thing I can think of that might work better would be a 2002-2006 bodystyle Camry. At least they have curves. Me, I'll keep my Torino. I don't need a 3/4 ton 4x4 truck with leather seats and power everything to sustain my manhood. In fact, I would be just at home in a 1986 Escort station wagon. Nothing to make up for. |
I did OK when I had a 1960 Corvair 4-door sedan. The girls seemed to really like the little gearshift sticking out about parallel to the floor from the dashboard. I dunno why.;) Also, the nice, wide bench seat, no seatbelts and the flat floor were really nice on dates. Car only got about 18-20 mpg, but this was in an era when the average car got about 10 mpg.
But if you want to impress the ladies, and you can't get a restored Corvair, anything that is NEW is good, more expensive the better. Women want the guy who can kill the really big dinosaurs, and thus provide well for them and their offspring. |
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No I don't. Not for 25 years except for hookers. >>Anyways do you want to just **** people or do you want a serious relationship? The latter, and I don't want to **** people, just women. >>Maybe what you really need for your car is a good polish and wax My car looks new inside and out. I appreciate the comments. |
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The whole mindset that a particular make or model of car is what all women go for is complete garbage. Yes some women do like flashy cars and big rims and so on and so forth but there are good women out there that dont care what you drive (within reason) so long as you are good to her. It is hard to get them past the vehicle which is sometimes what they first see depending on your location at the time.
I met my current and only wife for the first time when I was driving a 1992/93 Nissan Sentra , the body was 3 different colors I had 14" stock steel wheels up front and 13" stock alloys out back FULLY gutted interior and a custom(IE:GHETTO) side exit exhaust. The car looked like a giant POS but she seen someone who was comfortable with themselves and didnt need some facy nice car too feel good about themselves. At this time we have been married for almost 4 years with three kids and I am still driving a car that looks like a POS. She has 2 vehicles that I bought for her one is a 2001 Ford Windstar and the other is what she always wanted a big black 4wd truck (86 F-250 351Wauto.). Sorry to have gotten off on that , but the point I am trying to make is that you dont need to go out and get some new car to find the right woman just broaden your range a little try new things. I dont think you are looking in the right spots for the "dream" girl. |
Sport compact with a turbo 4, like a Volkswagen GTI. It works on some of the superficial girls and you should be able to get great fuel economy. As mentioned above, make sure the body and paint are perfect, brand new paint is a plus.
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