Ha ha ha! Brilliant Doug. Despite it seeming an odd choice, i beleive old cars are easier to steal the than modern ones.
I used to be a scumbag 22 years ago, and though i could only steal cars with their keys in, while being justly punished for my crimes, far more accomplished scumbags would boast of the easy methods for obtaining 1980s and early 90s cars.

"...use to be"? According to the internet you STILL are, Ben! ;)

ha ha ha! These days I try to stay on the stay on the spiritual path, you're probably right (though my criminal days are long over)