As I plan to be the last person on earth to be...
 

...driving a fossil fuel automobile, I think of it THIS way:

I'm not driving a new, US$35,000+ Tesla Model 3. I'm driving a 27 year old Honda with an extra $35,000 to spend on gas.

I've always thought saving money was dumb, as you end up spending it on something else anyway, so why bother? Example: my social life this year has cost me 3 times what my fuel bill has!!!

I get bored riding around with a chunk of cash and nothing to spend it on :lol:

Gee. I didn't realize UK Massage Parlors were THAT expensive, Paul. OR, are you overtipping the pole dancers? :angel:

I don't need to pay for any girls Doug, once they get wind that you have your own place, live alone and have at least 2 house parties a week, they turn up in thier masses for free. The only tips I give them are what drinks get you drunk the quickest lol.

2 parties a WEEK?!

I'll be right over!!!!

UK/Paul and I would like to invite you to a friendly game of poker.

You can play my son in law who has been on the circuit on occasion. Seen him draw into a 16, 7 times without busting. I prefer sure things myself. I would have busted 6 times out of 7, but I could jump out of a plane without a parachute, 5 miles up, land in a haystack and walk away.

The movie character, Jack Reacher said something about the girls you do NOT pay for cost the MOST. Never could figure out what that means.

Anyways, you'll pay, Paul. One way or another, you'll pay.