Funny comments from women I know.
 

This is what they say to me or to another woman while I am present and they know I'm there. These are my age, who I am friends with or want to get to know better;)

1. Don't pick up, he's not cool.
2. I couldn't understand your voicemail except for the part where you ask to call back,.... I don't do that.
3. His teeth are ****ed up, eww.
4. He's ugly, lol
5. Some other time.
6. You're too young for me, How old are you???
7.Her: So where is **** and tell him to call me back.
Me: I'm not your ****ing secretary, call him yourself.
8. Hey!! Compaq!!!:D (This is 2 days after turning me down when I asked her out)
9. So how you been?*blows nose on her own sweater*, My response::eek: I'm:eek: been:eek: good, fine:eek:

are they all directed at you? haha she blew her nose on her sweater? best friends eh?

#2,5,6,7,9 directed at me.

I don't know where #9 was directed me or the sweater. Definetly a friend. LOL. Definetly her sweater, if it was mine I would of stopped the car and told her to get out.

#2,5,8 is the same girl. Really liked her but I keep thinking golddigger the more I talk with her. I think she's just waiting for Mr.Right. She doesn't go anywhere on the weekends and sits home and watches tv.

I usually get wild giggling combined with a pointed finger and saying --?Is that it ?!?? :o

A classic: These mushrooms are making me feel horny. Lets screw!

lol, never happened to me before.
more like I give her something and she says what's this?
Me:;)
Her::confused:
Me::D
Her::eek: :eek: :eek:

Too bad you don't live in cali, we would have a lot to talk about.;)

wow, so definitely socal. your friends act like they are above the ugly... which is weird if they blow their noses on sweaters.

Yeah this is why I hate living in cali. When I used to live in wisconsin, milwaukee, everybody was friendly. Even when walking on the street people said hi.

yea i didnt want to outright bash cali, i didnt know you lived elsewhere. i really dont like it there, everyone seems fake and they all think that we want to be them or something...