Help me rename my car!

[Jay2TheRescue]

Originally Posted by theholycow

Another rhyming dictionary:
http://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi...frhyme=perfect

Not a lot of rhymes for it.



Those aren't hoopties, they're donks.

Yeah, the car really is a Hooptie.

-Jay

EDIT: I followed your link and I think I have more:

Frugal Regal

and I got a laugh thinking about Conjugal Regal, as I strongly suspect my oldest niece was conceived in the back seat - But I can't prove it.

-Jay

[Lug_Nut]

Originally Posted by Jay2TheRescue

and I got a laugh thinking about Conjugal Regal, as I strongly suspect my oldest niece was conceived in the back seat - But I can't prove it.
-Jay

Now add the "Buke" car key (with my local bostonian, drop-the-ah, accent) and I wouldn't want to wash that creme colored (or maybe creme covered) cah.

[GasSavers_BEEF]

My parents just got back from ireland. they found this pub/bar and when you said it was a dirty car it made me think of it.

dirty neileys

[Jay2TheRescue]

Originally Posted by BEEF

My parents just got back from ireland. they found this pub/bar and when you said it was a dirty car it made me think of it.

dirty neileys

LOL, that reminds me of Dirty Dick's Crab Shack...

-Jay

[Jay2TheRescue]

I did some searching on the net and found some old Buick slogans...

Dream Up.
Buick. It's All Good.
Isn't it time for a real car?
Buick. The spirit of American style.
Wouldn't you really rather have a Buick?
When better cars are built, Buick will build them.
Today the discriminating family finds it absolutely necessary to own two or more motor cars.

I got a chuckle at the real car slogan... It was probably a Jab aimed @ Toyota and Datsun in the 70's.

-Jay

[Jay2TheRescue]

Ok, I added a poll with my top 3 choices. In 10 days the poll will close, and I will submit to whatever has the most votes at the time of closing. Thanks in advance for everyone's help!

-Jay

[theholycow]

LOL @ Buke car key...

Originally Posted by Jay2TheRescue

LOL, that reminds me of Dirty Dick's Crab Shack...

Here at Big Dick's Family Porkhouse, our sandwiches are so big, THEY'LL KILL YOU!!!!!

[thornburg]

Originally Posted by bobc455

My friends (jokingly?) refer to my car as the "Buke" (because it sounds like "puke").

Try to avoid that one, I've never found it to be very flattering. At least until I remember that they are just jealous because my Buick is so awesome...

-Bob C.

My wife's family refers to the brand (and the few they have owned) as "Boo-Ick". Of course, they have silly names for nearly everything except Mercedes. They call Subarus "Scooby-Dos", etc.

[Jay2TheRescue]

Originally Posted by thornburg

My wife's family refers to the brand (and the few they have owned) as "Boo-Ick". Of course, they have silly names for nearly everything except Mercedes. They call Subarus "Scooby-Dos", etc.

A friend of mine had a mid 90's Regal and she had personal plates on it that read DA BUI, because that's what her kids called it.

-Jay

[GasSavers_BEEF]

I see that "the big white hooptie" made the poll. that one made me laugh.

I promptly voted for it.