@ Project 84: Planned mods in the immediate future are engine guard bars, conversion of taillight & turn signals to LED, and installation of a wireless LED 3rd brake light on the back of my helmet.
Longer term mods include saddlebags, luggage rack, driving lights, RFID starter interlock, and detachable windshield.
"Big Red"
"Man Bike"
"Two wheeled Terror"
"Tiny Tim" or "Cricket" (if you are into sarcasm)
"Easy Rider"
You know Erik, you mentioned Big Red, and that reminds me of my CB handle I used to use... Red Ryder. I really like Cricket though. It kinda sounds like a cricket, but A LOT louder.