stickers that will piss people off???
I would like some ideas on bumper stickers.
I think one that reads, "Slow down stupid" would be great since so many folks around here can't do math. They think 50mph equals 70mph. I'm tired of getting mowed down. Anyone else? |
There used to be one years ago that said: "I may be slow, but I'm in front of you."
and... "Back off or I'll flick a booger on your windshield." I want one with the silhouette of an AK47 muzzle that says "it's ALL about oil" |
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The H2 is a polluter. Based on G.M.'s optimistic claim that it gets13 mpg, an H2 will produce 3.4 metric tons of carbon emissions in a typical year, nearly double that of G.M.'s Chevrolet Malibu sedan. The H2 is a death machine. You'd better hope that you don't collide with an H2 in your economy car. You can kiss your *** goodbye thanks to the H2's massive weight and raised bumpers. Too bad you couldn't afford an urban assault vehicle of your own. Or could you...? The H2 is a tax loophole. Under the current tax laws, business owners can deduct nearly half the cost of their H2s. If you are in the highest tax bracket, that's a tax savings of nearly $10,000! The government rewards you more savings for buying an H2 than you'd get for buying an electric car. So, if you see it our way, tell a Hummer owner what you think and show 'em the bird. If you do, send us a picture--we'd love to post it on our site. --Your friends at FUH2.com |
Actually, up until 2005, it was possible to get a tax break of up to $100k! Only recently did they lower it to $10k, but that's still higher than the tax break for owning a hybrid or EV.
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I was thinking of putting one together that says
"Hurry up and waste gas!" |
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I think a sign saying "Blind Kid Driving", "Where's My Accelerator?", or "Like My Bumper? It's Pretty Isn't It?" could be fun. I've always thought of getting a custom Saskatchewan license plate that simply said "SLOW". |
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Just had the same exact thing happen to me a week ago. But the truck that was passing me was a F150 4x4 with a 6" lift and no exhaust! I like some of ya'lls ideas on stickers so far! Keep them coming..... How about "Runt" since I have a pint sized SUV? |
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The Bigger the SUV, the smaller the p---- CarloSW2 |
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