I dunno...I was accused last night of dealing out the c*ckblock when all the ladies in our group opted to ride in the sexy topless Mustang rather than my friend's sensible Corolla or his sister's even more sensible Yaris...:D

Hey, at least I got my best tank yet.

Nah, they'll just be willing to tolerate our looks and cars because we don't treat them like gutter trash like the other 50 guys they had unprotected sex with then never heard from again.

I remember there was a line in one of the "Nerds" movies, the first one I think.. The head cheerleader had just had mind bendingly great sex with the chief nerd and asked why nerds were such terrific lovers..

The nerd replies that nerds never think about anything but sex and jocks never think of anything but sports.. :cool:

It's all about learning to get the most out of what you have. ;)

Unfortunately, that requires logic, which is rarely used in mate selection. They just aren't excited by someone who treats them well. Don't get me started...

I second that one.

Anywho, considering the average car knowledge of women, a vx with the bubbley smooth rear wheel covers painted a nice shiny color with a smooth front grill could probobly pass for a new hybrid to most women. :-) or even an insight lol

Maybe a bumper sticker would help....

"Hi! Breed?"

Actually I'm thinking of a different bumper sticker.. Even more appropriate in a time of extreme petroleum scarcity..

Not to mention it harks back to a time when the geeks were getting the girls.


https://i31.tinypic.com/24bqa8o.jpg

https://i32.tinypic.com/2rgomxj.jpg

i see red x's

I did too. I think tinypic.com is broken. This time I see one, it's a warrior in roman armor with a shield and a mace, stradlling a harley with fire shooing out the pipes.

Not a Harley.. A CBX.. About as unHarley like as it's possible to get.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honda_CBX1000

And the first pic should be a microbus.