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Coffee
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends; "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps; "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says; 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly; "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well ........?"
She proudly replies; "I have a daughter. She is slim and tall, has a 38" DD bust, 24" waist and 34" hips.
When she walks into a room, everybody says; "Oh My God!"
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06 4.7 Tundra replaced a 98 Dakota 3.9.
623,000 miles on original engine and transmission, using Amsoil by-pass filters and lubrication.
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