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Old 09-10-2011, 04:34 PM   #1
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The Traffic Stop

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"



The man replies, "That would be my wife."
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Old 09-11-2011, 04:26 AM   #2
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Old 09-11-2011, 09:40 AM   #3
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State Trooper pulls behind this guy on the highway drive way too fast in a red corvette. The Trooper lights him up an attempts a traffic stop. The man in the corvette speeds up. The Trooper hits his sirens and the man goes even faster. Finally the Trooper yells over the P/A pull over finally the man decides to pull over. As the Trooper approaches the car, and ask the man why did he not pull over? The man replies a month ago my wife ran off with a State Trooper and I thought you were bringing her back!
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An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"



The man replies, "That would be my wife."

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