I have the GasSavers.org sticker on my car. Its great, but of course most still don't get it, and some ride my *** for a few miles, then get all pissed off, and finally blow by me. Iv been thinking is a few ides for a bumper sticker:
"You can pass me"
"WARNING, SLOW driver, please pass at your convince"
"GET OFF MY ***!!"
"The gas your SUV uses to pass me will propel this little car 10 miles!"
"I don't care how fast YOU think I should drive!"
"I drive this way on purpose!"
I would love a sign like your second choice but there is no place to put it on my gxp
when I see I am slowing down traffic I pick up speed, we live in the family of man and I am driving differantly then most would expect so I adjust to them when I create a hardship of sime kind due to my fe driving
if at night or it is easy for them to pass me I oput on my hazzard blinkers to let them know they should go around me...but if they can't pass I speed up
Pass on Left (In road sign style)
Please Pass on Left (In road sign style)
Running on 3 Cylinders (play the sympathy card, but maybe get a fix-it ticket)
Don't tread on me! (The saying can be used without modification, maybe have a cartoon-angry version of the snake with a treadmark on it)
Don't speed on me! (Similar to above)
Will drive faster for free gas
- Granny Driving Themes -
Granny Ain't Got Nothin' on Me!
Granny Driving School
Raging Granny On Board
Bought from little old lady from Pasadena, Car won't change it's ways
Car computer made by little old ladys from Pasadena
LOLPP (Racing-style sticker meaning : Little Old Ladies from Pasadena Performance. Make sticker *not* look fast, maybe make it reverse-italic, implying whoaaaaa!, or have a cartton of a Granny-with-goggles)
- Old Geezer Themes -
What's That Sonny?
When I was a kid, I drove 40 MPH, and I LIKED IT!
- People problably won't get -
Driving while Metric, Confused
You could have an old-geezer beard that you wear in the car so that people think you are out of it. Maybe would help to be warmer in the winter. Cops might not like that one either, though.
Just put a small safety triangle on the rear driver's side, a large nuclear sticker on the other side and a caution across the bumper saying "Low radiation level experimental nuclear engine on board".. then a sticker of the nearest best known engineering school in the area.